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330 silly riddles that may make you laugh, but many of them will probably make you groan.
16. What color was Napoleon's white horse?
17. What kind of party do prisoners like best?
18. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a canary?
19. What is the best day of the week to sleep?
20. What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?
21. What kind of candy would a doomed criminal like to have before he is hanged?
22. How can you tell an elephant from spaghetti?
23. What did they call Count Dracula when he won the boxing match?
24. Why is a fish like a person who talks too much?
25. What did the comic say when the gangster stuffed a raggity piece of cloth in his mouth?
26. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
27. Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
28. What animal doesn't believe anything?
29. What do you call a sheep that hangs out with 40 thieves?
30. What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backwards at the same time?
