1. What driver doesn't have a license?
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
3. What has a neck, but no head?
4. What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
5. What did the guitar say to the rock star?
6. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?
7. What kind of can never needs a can opener?
8. Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
9. How do you avoid falling hair?
10. Why did the doctor switch jobs?
11. What has 10 legs and drools?
12. Where do old useless bowling balls end up?
13. What did one scale say to the other scale?
14. Did you ever see the salad dressing?
15. What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?