1. What animal uses a nutcracker?
2. What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
3. What do you call a dog with no legs?
4. What do you call a great dog detective?
5. What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
6. What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
7. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
8. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
9. What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
10. What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
11. What goes "Tick tock, woof woof?"
12. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
13. What is a little dog's favorite drink?
14. What is more impressive than a talking dog?
15. What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?