1. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
2. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
3. What do you call two birds in love?
4. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
5. If your Aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
6. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
7. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
8. What did one light bulb say to the other?
9. Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
10. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
11. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
12. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
13. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day?
14. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?
15. What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?