1. What is the difference between a composer and a letter carrier?
2. What kind of a band doesn't play music?
3. If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
4. Why do we say "amen" and not "awomen?"
5. Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
6. What do you call someone who hates operas?
7. What famous dance music did Charles Dickens write?
8. What kind of phone makes music?
9. What musical instrument from Spain helps you fish?
10. Why did the kid put his head on the piano?
11. What musical instrument doesn't tell the truth?
12. Why doesn't the piano work?
13. What kind of music does a ghost play?
15. Why are jazz musicians so sweet?