1. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
2. Why was the Irish river so rich?
3. Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
4. What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
5. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
6. What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
7. Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick's Day?
8. What does Ireland have more than any other country?
9. Why didn't the leprechaun mind ending up in jail?
10. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
11. Why do so many people live in Ireland?
12. Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
13. Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
14. What does a leprechaun call a tall happy man wearing green?
15. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?