31. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
32. What is an owl's favorite subject?
33. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
34. Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
35. What kind of teacher passes gas?
36. What is snake's favorite subject?
37. Why did Mary's grades drop after the holidays?
38. Why didn't the zombie go to school?
39. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
40. What subject in school is easy for a witch?
41. What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
42. How do you get straight A's?
43. What do you call a square that's been in an accident?
44. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
45. Which hand is it better to write with?