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Try our work riddles when you have some spare time, but don't check them out at work.
Have a few laughs before you start your busy work day. Try some work riddles, most are funny job ridddles and might just put a smile on your face, but don't do them while you're supposed to be working!
61. What happened when the girl met the goat in the dairy?
The goat turned to butter (butt her).
62. What happens to a postman when he gets old?
63. What insect does a blacksmith make?
64. What is a tailor's son?
A son of a so-and-so (sew-and-sew).
65. What is a thirsty physician?
66. What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with a college education.
67. What is an expert on soda pop?
68. What is the difference between a blind man and a retired sailor?
The blind man cannot see to go, the retired sailor cannot go to sea.
69. What is the difference between a composer and a letter carrier?
One writes notes; the other delivers them.
70. What are doctors?
People who practice medicine but charge as if they know it.
71. What could you call a highly educated and skilled plumber?
72. What did the invisible girl want to be when she grew up?
73. Why are twin doctors puzzling?
They are a paradox (pair of docs).
74. Why did the cookie baker quit his job?
Because his work was so crummy (crumby).
75. What kind of job did the lazy man get?
He stood around for so long doing nothing, he became a dust collector.