Funny Medical Terms
Looking for a few laughs, here's some funny descriptions of some common medical terms.
Benign ................. What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria ............... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium ................. What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan ............... Searching for the cat.
Cauterize .............. Made eye contact with her.
Colic .................. A sheep dog.
Coma ................... A punctuation mark.
Dilate ................. To live longer than your kids do.
Enema .................. Not a friend.
Fester ................. Quicker than someone else.
Fibula ................. A small lie.
Hangnail ............... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent ............... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain ............. Getting hurt at work.
Morbid ................. A higher offer than I bid.
