If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Illiterate? Write For Help.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
"POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON."
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.