541. If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
542. Why are country people smarter than city people?
543. What do doctors give elephants to calm them down?
544. Why did the camper put his tent on the stove?
546. What do people make that you can't see?
547. Which of your relatives are dependent upon you for a living?
548. What do you call cattle that sit on the grass?
549. What would you get if you crossed a skunk and a boomerang?
550. Why did the fencer go to the psychiatrist?
551. What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
552. How do you stop fish from smelling?
553. Why didn't the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?
554. Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
555. How can you get into a locked cemetery at night?