391. What does every drowning person say no matter what language he speaks?
392. When is a ship not a she?
393. A Boy scout climbed a pine tree to gather some acorns. He tried all morning, but couldn't get any. Why not?
394. What kind of seat does a geologist like to relax in?
395. What vegetable should every poultry man like?
396. Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?
397. Does a snake's house have a cellar?
398. Why did the muddy chicken go across the road twice?
399. What is a minister doing when he rehearses his sermon?
400. If a man smashes a clock, would he be accused of killing time?
401. What do you call a person who doesn't have all of his fingers on one hand?
402. Where does a snail go to eat out?
403. Why did the cowboy saddle up a porcupine?
404. What person makes a living talking to himself?
405. What is a good way to kill time in the winter?