511. What happens to naughty pigs?
512. When is it a good thing to lose your temper?
513. When does a female deer need money?
514. What kind of music does a ghost like?
515. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
516. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
517. Why did the baseball player rapidly blink his eyes?
518. If you woke up in the middle of the night feeling sad, what would you do?
519. Why didn't the man believe what the sardine said?
520. What kind of cake should you serve to a chicken?
521. What is the best way to keep loafers from standing on street corners?
522. What is the best way to raise strawberries?
523. Why do bees have sticky hair?
524. What happens when the sun gets tired?
525. Where do great dragon baseball players go?