271. If a mouse ran out of your stove and you had a gun, could you shoot it?
272. Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
273. What kind of a tie does a pig wear?
274. How does the Abominable Snowman pay his bills?
275. What happens when you hike across a stream in Ohio?
276. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
277. Why is a kiss over the telephone like a straw hat?
278. Why do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
279. Who was the smallest man in history?
280. What do frogs wear on their feet in summer?
281. What could cause a lot of trouble if it stopped smoking?
282. What is the best name for the wife of a civil engineer?
283. How do you spell very cold with just two letters?
284. How did the dinosaur file its nails?