ST. PATRICK'S DAY RIDDLES
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1. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
Because it was too far for them to crawl.
2. Why was the Irish river so rich?
Because it had 2 banks.
3. Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
Only a little.
4. What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
5. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Because regular rocks are too heavy.
6. What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
7. Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green..
8. What does Ireland have more than any other country?
9. Why didn't the leprechaun mind ending up in jail?
One set of bars was as good as another.
10. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock.
11. Why do so many people live in Ireland?
Because the capital is always Dublin.
12. Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
He was a short order cook.
13. Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In the Little League.
14. What does a leprechaun call a tall happy man wearing green?
The Jolly Green Giant.
15. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter.
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